Post by Kawai on Feb 21, 2006 12:20:19 GMT -5
How many WOULD it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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How many Rumiko Takahashi's does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but it takes one of her characters to burn it out, two characters to fight over actually being able to change it, a few random enemies and one BIG BAD enemy who want the lightbulb all to themselves... and over 300 chapters to tell us how the hell they're going to change it.
How many Adult Swim Schedulers would it take to change a lightbulb?
One. But it would take ten tries before actually settling on WHEN he/she wants to change the lightbulb.
How many Inuyashas would it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one. Except that first he'd think he wants to get a full-fledged lightbulb. Then he'd have to find the lightbulb that his father left for him. Then he'd realize that he doesn't know how to USE the lightbulb. Then he'd have Kagome show him how to use it. Then when he realizes that he's only using 25 watts, he'd switch to 50 watts. Then 100 watts. Then a three-way 75-watt, 100-watt, and 200-watt lightbulb.
How many Kagomes would it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one. Except she's never home to actually change it. And jii-chan keeps making excuses as to why the lightbulb burned out.
How many Mirokus does it take to change a lightbulb?
It kind of depends. See, he keeps asking around, seeking someone to give him a lightbulb... but when he actually FINDS someone who will give him a lightbulb, that person turns out to either be possessed, or in disguise, or something. And then he has to end up refusing the lightbulb, anyway.
How many Sangos does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, and she'll either smack or wham it with her hiraikotsu when it doesn't want to turn on.
How many Shippous does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four. One to screw the lightbulb in, one to hold the ladder, one to actually BE the lightbulb, and one to play decoy to Inuyasha, who will come in and start beating up on Shippou for making comments about how Inuyasha is too stupid to know how to change a lightbulb.
How many Kikyous does it take to change a lightbulb?
Actually, Kikyou never has to change her lightbulbs. They die, but keep turning back on over and over and over again.
How many Sesshoumarus does it take to change a lightbulb?
One swish of his sword would bring that lightbulb right back to life, now wouldn't it?
...not to mention he's kinda annoyed because his dad wants him to use crappy flourescent lightbulbs and left the really bright, awesome lightbulbs with Inuyasha.
How many Narakus does it take to change a lightbulb?
I'd be able to answer this question better, except that the bastard keeps frikking changing lightbulb brands. And then the last time the lightbulb died, he HID THE FRIKKING LAMP!
And did I mention that he'd probably just get one of his underlings to change it for him...?
How many Kohakus does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, because we just figured out that he remembered how to change it! Nevermind that he was the reason the lightbulb went out in the first place.
How many Kougas does it take to change a lightbulb?
Well, he doesn't really want to accept that the lightbulb burned out. He's just going to keep going back, flicking the switch stubbornly, insisting that the light is SUPPOSED to be turning on.
How many Kaguras does it take to change a lightbulb?
She doesn't know. And frankly, she doesn't give a damn. She just hates the fact thtat she's being asked to change lightbulbs.
How many Hakudoushis does it take to change a lightbulb?
Doesn't matter because he knows that all the lightbulbs are going to burn out, anyway. So he just sits back, watches the show, and when one doesn't work, he kills it.
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How many Rumiko Takahashi's does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but it takes one of her characters to burn it out, two characters to fight over actually being able to change it, a few random enemies and one BIG BAD enemy who want the lightbulb all to themselves... and over 300 chapters to tell us how the hell they're going to change it.
How many Adult Swim Schedulers would it take to change a lightbulb?
One. But it would take ten tries before actually settling on WHEN he/she wants to change the lightbulb.
How many Inuyashas would it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one. Except that first he'd think he wants to get a full-fledged lightbulb. Then he'd have to find the lightbulb that his father left for him. Then he'd realize that he doesn't know how to USE the lightbulb. Then he'd have Kagome show him how to use it. Then when he realizes that he's only using 25 watts, he'd switch to 50 watts. Then 100 watts. Then a three-way 75-watt, 100-watt, and 200-watt lightbulb.
How many Kagomes would it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one. Except she's never home to actually change it. And jii-chan keeps making excuses as to why the lightbulb burned out.
How many Mirokus does it take to change a lightbulb?
It kind of depends. See, he keeps asking around, seeking someone to give him a lightbulb... but when he actually FINDS someone who will give him a lightbulb, that person turns out to either be possessed, or in disguise, or something. And then he has to end up refusing the lightbulb, anyway.
How many Sangos does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, and she'll either smack or wham it with her hiraikotsu when it doesn't want to turn on.
How many Shippous does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four. One to screw the lightbulb in, one to hold the ladder, one to actually BE the lightbulb, and one to play decoy to Inuyasha, who will come in and start beating up on Shippou for making comments about how Inuyasha is too stupid to know how to change a lightbulb.
How many Kikyous does it take to change a lightbulb?
Actually, Kikyou never has to change her lightbulbs. They die, but keep turning back on over and over and over again.
How many Sesshoumarus does it take to change a lightbulb?
One swish of his sword would bring that lightbulb right back to life, now wouldn't it?
...not to mention he's kinda annoyed because his dad wants him to use crappy flourescent lightbulbs and left the really bright, awesome lightbulbs with Inuyasha.
How many Narakus does it take to change a lightbulb?
I'd be able to answer this question better, except that the bastard keeps frikking changing lightbulb brands. And then the last time the lightbulb died, he HID THE FRIKKING LAMP!
And did I mention that he'd probably just get one of his underlings to change it for him...?
How many Kohakus does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, because we just figured out that he remembered how to change it! Nevermind that he was the reason the lightbulb went out in the first place.
How many Kougas does it take to change a lightbulb?
Well, he doesn't really want to accept that the lightbulb burned out. He's just going to keep going back, flicking the switch stubbornly, insisting that the light is SUPPOSED to be turning on.
How many Kaguras does it take to change a lightbulb?
She doesn't know. And frankly, she doesn't give a damn. She just hates the fact thtat she's being asked to change lightbulbs.
How many Hakudoushis does it take to change a lightbulb?
Doesn't matter because he knows that all the lightbulbs are going to burn out, anyway. So he just sits back, watches the show, and when one doesn't work, he kills it.
