Post by Kawai on Feb 21, 2006 11:50:39 GMT -5
Part 1: Let's Get Together, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.
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KAGOME: Laa-dee-daa. Here I am in the Sengoku Jidai. Hey, who are you? *blink*
INUYASHA: Damn. You look like the woman I love.
I mean... that I hate... I mean that I love... I mean...
KIKYOU: DIE INUYASHA!
INUYASHA: Yeah, I hate her. For now. I think.
KAGOME: Hey! I have a jewel! Everyone wants my jewel! So to make life more interesting, let's smash it into lots and lots of really teeny little pieces!!
INUYASHA: I hate you, too.
KAGOME: Inuyasha! Be nice! SIT!
INUYASHA: *WHAM*
$#&(*&!@@*&!^&!!!!!
KAEDE: Ye will go and find the jewel fragments.
INU-TACHI: "Ye?"
KAEDE: And ye will not mock crappy dubbing.
SESSHOUMARU: You pathetic hanyou half-brother of mine. You will die!!
KAGOME: Everyone wants you to die, don't they? Gee, Inuyasha. What did you DO to everyone to make them so... not like you? Because I like you. You can't be ALL that bad. Um, right?
INUYASHA: He's just jealous because Dad left me the COOL sword, and he got stuck with that crappy one.
KAGOME: Wow! Protect me with your really cool big sword Inuyasha!
INUYASHA: Yeah, whatever.
SESSHOUMARU: Jealous of you? Ha. Don't make me laugh. I'm taller, more handsome, have better fashion sense, AND I look good in makeup.
KAGOME: Oh yeah? Well HE has cute puppy-ears! See? *tweak tweak*
INUYASHA: Don't even go there.
SESSHOUMARU: No, no... she has a point. Those ears are girl magnets. I wish I could say the same of my fluff, but it just serves to confuse everyone. Not to mention I only have one arm...
INUYASHA: Yeah, well, next time, we won't run while we're holding the swords. Dad TOLD us someone might take out a body part or something.
SHIPPOU: Can I come, with you guys now? I'm all alone! And you need an obligatory cute character to join you on your show. It's a given.
KAGOME: Aww, you're so cute! Okay, come along! *huggles*
INUYASHA: Pah. Stupid brat. I hate cute.
MIROKU: Ooo! Pretty girl! *rub rub* May I come with you on your quest to find the jewel? Will you bear my child? I have this nasty kazaana thing in my hand and... *rub rub*
KAGOME: Stop touching me! And ew, you perv!
SANGO: I would like to join your team, as well. My village was wiped out and I must find my brother's killer.
MIROKU: I would certainly not have a problem with that. *rub rub*
KAGOME: Whee! How much fun will that be! Because if it were just me and these three guys, that would be too weird. Now we can have so much fun! *glitter hearts stars*
INUYASHA: Resisting... urge... to beat everyone up... *veinpop*
NARAKU: Kukukukukuku... I, Naraku, have beseiged my villanous plague upon you all! Kukukuku!
INUYASHA: Bastard! You suck!
Part 2: I hate you, I love you...
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MIROKU: I do not like Naraku. He cursed my family with this kazaana.
SANGO: I hate him, too! He killed my brother.
INUYASHA: Yeah, well, I hate him because he killed my girlfriend. And I pretty much hate everyone, anyway, so why stop here?
KAGOME: I hate him because everyone else hates him. And he's a big meanie! Oh, feel the hate!
KIKYOU: DIE, INUYASHA! DIE, KAGOME!!
INUYASHA: Dammit! Stoppit, Kikyou! You're making me all confused and crap.
KAGOME: Confused? About WHAT? Don't you want me? ME? The one whos' with you all the time? The one who is throwing herself at your feet? Look! *cute heart stars*
INUYASHA: ...if I liked that sort of crap, I guess.
KAGOME: Jerk! SIT! I'm going home!
INUYASHA: *WHAM*
@#(*V^$)@!!!
MIROKU: See, the problem is that Inuyasha will never admit his feelings for Kagome. It is so obvious to us that he loves Kagome. I, on the other hand, make my feelings quite clear *grabs Sango's butt*
SANGO: Yeah, well, you and your butt-grabbing aren't any better. *whams over head with hiraikotsu*
MIROKU: You are misunderstanding me once again, Sango.
SANGO: ...why do we put up with you?
MIROKU: Certainly because, first, I bring humor to the show. And secondly, my plight is most definitely suggestive of one turning a weakness he was born with into a strength for himself and his allies, thus giving the show a certain optimistic moral value.
SANGO: ...that was deep. I think I might like you after all.
INUYASHA: Oh, please.
KIKYOU: Do you still love me, Inuyasha?
INUYASHA: How the hell should I know? I'm confused. Love is a four-letter word.
SHIPPOU: So? You use four-letter words all the time, and that never stopped you.
INUYASHA: Ah, shut the hell up, brat.
KIKYOU: I shall take you to the afterlife with me and we can be together for all time and eternity and we will once again be as we were destined to be forever beause that's the way it should have been.
INUYASHA: Once I figure out what you just said, sure, fine. I'll go.
KAGOME: But you'll die if you do!
INUYASHA: I will? Aw, crap. Sorry, Kikyou. I guess I'll stay here and go with Kagome, after all.
KIKYOU: .......
KAGOME: Wheeeeee! He likes me! He likes me!!
Part 3: The Battle Rages On
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KAGOME: Shikon sense... tingling.
INUYASHA: A big demon! I'll kill it! My sword RULES!
KAGOME: Eeeeek! He's got meeee!! Save me with your sword, Inuyasha!
INUYASHA: KAGOME!!!
KAGOME: INUYASHA!!!!
INUYASHA: KAGOME!!!!!!
KAGOME: INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!
INUYASHA: KAGOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KAGOME: INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
INUYASHA: KAGOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KAGOME: INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
INUYASHA: *kills demon*
KAGOME: YAY! *sparkles hearts stars*
SESSHOUMARU: Pathetic hanyou scum. Do you still have that sword? GIVE IT TO ME!
INUYASHA: Ha! I'll kick your sorry ass! WATCH ME as I kick your sorry ass!!
KAZE NO KIZU...!!!
INU-TACHI: OOoOooOOoOoO!!!!
SESSHOUMARU: ...well, damn.
NARAKU: Ku ku ku... I, Naraku am still alive, and I, Naraku, will torture all of you pathetic vermin with my.... ABILITY TO GIVE BIRTH TO BUNSHIN.
KAGURA: You know, I really resent that. I resent you. I resent everything. Grrr!
KANNA: *just stares*
INU-TACHI: ......damn.
SHIPPOU: You ARE a freak.
KAGURA: There's actually more of us, but none of us appear for long, so...
NARAKU-TACHI: Die! All of you!
*Kanna just stares*
GOSHINKI: HAH! I can read your mind! I know your every move before you make it! AND! I also know that you're hiding dirty magazines under your bed!
INUYASHA: Oh... crap... damn... crap! Trans...forming...!
KAGOME: What the heck?!
INUYASHA: RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *kills all sorts of stuff*
INU-TACHI: What the..!?!?
KAGOME: INUYASHA! SIT!
INUYASHA: *WHAM!*
.....okay, I'm better.
KAGOME: YAY! *sparkles hearts glitter huggles*
Part 4: Rivalries Abound!
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KAGEROUMARU: Mmm... yummy innards. I will eat you! NUMMY NUM NUM!
INUYASHA: Argh! Over my dead body you'll eat us! *kills*
SESSHOUMARU: Stupid hanyou brother. I'm STILL better than you. And LOOK! I have... A NEW SWORD!
RIN: Go, Sesshoumaru-sama!! You can do it!!
INUYASHA: Damn as*hole, are you just here to rub in that I'm having trouble with my sword right now?! YOU'RE STILL JUST JEALOUS I HAVE THE BETTER SWORD!
GATENMARU: You will die, little man! And your sword sucks! And your feet stink! And most of all, your girlfriend...
INUYASHA: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! *kills more stuff*
SESSHOUMARU: ....whatever. *beats up Inuyasha*
INUYASHA: crap!! That HURT! But... I killed all sorts of stuff. But why don't I' remember it....?! Royal crappage!!
KAGOME: I still love you, Inuyasha! I can help you! *huggles*
INUYASHA: Well, that transforming thing just scared the crap out of me. So I need to go and do something about it. Like, beat the crap outta something.
TOUTOUSAI: Defeat your father's fated foe. Then you will truly kick ass, Inuyasha.
RYUUKOTSEI: I am your father's fated foe. I am powerful. You will not beat me!!
INUYASHA: Oh, HELLYEAH I WILL! My sword got stronger! WATCH ME as I kick this bastard's ass! BAKURYUUHA!!!
INU-TACHI: OOOOoOooOoOo!!!
INUYASHA: I SO totally rule
.
KOUGA: You do not! For I shall now claim my Kagome for my own!
*battle music plays*
KAGOME: Uh....
INUYASHA: Grrr! Stupid wolf! Kagome's mine!
KOUGA: No. She's mine!
INUYASHA: SHE'S MINE!
KOUGA: SHE'S MINE!
INUYASHA: SHUT UP!
KOUGA: YOU SHUT UP!
INUYASHA: NO, YOU SHUT UP!!
KOUGA: NO, YOU SHUT UP!!!
KAGOME: *sigh*
KIKYOU: I have returned, Inuyasha. And I have something to say. Naraku has a human heart in him that is in love with me. So what do you plan to do about it?
INUYASHA: WTF?! I WILL KICK HIS ASS!
NARAKU: Ku ku ku. Out, damn human heart, out, I, Naraku, say! *spits out snot-ball looking thing*
MUSOU: I am Musou! And I love you, Kagome, or Kikyou, or whoever you are! I want you!
INU-TACHI: ...he's naked!
KAGOME: Well, that just creeps the heck out of me.
NARAKU: Ku ku ku, and it appears I, Naraku, still need
him. Never mind, then. *re-absorbs Musou*
INUYASHA: DIE, NARAKU!! BAKRYUUHAAA!!
NARAKU-TACHI: Ha ha ha, didn't work. *razz*
INUYASHA: DAMMIT!! BASTARD! YOU SUCK!!
Part 5: More Power (and Problems)...
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KOHAKU: WHY DON'T I REMEMBER ANYTHING?!? ARGH!
SANGO: My brother! Kohaku! You're still alive! But you're also trying to kick my butt...? Dammit, this is really going to drive me...
KOHAKU: Hey, wait! I think I might know you. I know! You owe me money, don't you?
SANGO: ...argh.
INUYASHA: THAAAAT does it! We ARE going to frikken' kick Naraku's ass!!
MIROKU: Indeed.
KAGOME: Woohoo!
KOUGA: I'm going to kick his ass before you, dog-freak.
INUYASHA: Are not!
KOUGA: Are too! Nyah nyah nyah! *runs off*
KAGURA: I haaate my life. I haaaaate Naraku. I want to be free! FREEDOM! I AM MEANT TO BE MORE THAN A MERE PEON!! I AM THE WIND, GODDAMMIT! THE WIND!! GRRR!!
KOHAKU: Kagura, lie down before you hurt yourself.
INUYASHA: So how about it, old man? You gonna tell me how to make my sword even more kickass again?
TOUTOUSAI: Yes. You will make the Red Tessaiga, Inuyasha. Then you can say, "there is no barrier."
INUYASHA: Hellyeah! COLOR! And don't you frikking DARE crack any "dogs are colorblind" jokes!
TAIGOKUMARU: Heh-heh-heh. Fool! I am powerful. You will not beat me!
INUYASHA: Yeah, whatever. WATCH ME as I kick your sorry ass!!!! *kills*
KAGOME: Wow! Look at his amazing red sword! *grin grin sparkles*
INUYASHA: Like I said, my sword and me... we totally rule!
SESSHOUMARU: *scoff*
KAGURA: Ooo, Sesshoumaru. Meet me tonight. When the moon is bright. When the breeze is blowing and the mood is right.
NARAKU: Ku ku ku, what she means is, I, Naraku, have your kid. Or... whatever that little girl is to you. Ku ku ku, and if you want her, you must come and see me, Naraku. With my all-new body.
RIN: Sesshoumaru-sama! ...help?
JAKEN: Argh! I'm not worthy! I'm the one who lost her! I'm not worthy! Forgive me, Sesshouuuuuumaru-sama!
SESSHOUMARU: *sigh* ...I'm surrounded by idiots.
NARAKU: Ku ku ku, and now Sesshoumuaru, I, Naraku,shall make you a part of my body! Now stay still for a second while I, Naraku, suck you in.
JAKEN: Blech. You REALLY are freaky.
SESSHOUMARU: *slash cut* I will not be sucked into you, you nasty, slimy, unworthy... thing! Besides, it would be bad for my flawless complexion.
NARAKU: Ku ku ku ku ku ku ku..... ku ku ku ku.... oh wait, I, Naraku, hear someone knocking at my door.
INUYASHA: NARAKU! YOU (Q@$*&B)#(* ASS!! I'M HERE WITH MY ALL-NEW KICKASS SWORD! AND I WILL SLAUGHTER YOU! GRRRRR!!
INU-TACHI: Party time! WOOHOO!
Part 6: If Ya Can't Beat 'em... You Probably Suck.
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INUYASHA: Hah! You worthless, freaky buttmuch! I just came back from some kickass training and I'm ready to whip your sorry ass into yester-jidai!
KAGOME: For some reason, I kinda resent that thought.
INUYASHA: KAZE NO KIZU!!!
MIROKU: You know, I find it really annoying that whenever Naraku is around, those saimyoushou practically render my kazaana useless. And that is indeed one of my most powerful assets.
SANGO: So shall we go and hunt for my brother instead?
MIROKU: Indeed we shall. Let us make use of ourselves.
KOHAKU: What was I doing again?
RIN: How about we be like normal kids and play hide-and-seek or something.
KOHAKU: Okay then. How about we play hide-and-seek from that weirdo with the freaky cat with the flaming feet.
SANGO: If you weren't my brother, I'd beat the heck out of you for calling me that.
KOHAKU: Who were you again?
SANGO: *sigh*
INUYASHA: NARAKU! YOU'RE MINE!! KAZE NO...!
KAGURA: Now just you hold it right there, dogboy. Your BROTHER is in that slimy mess somewhere! Don't you know that?
INUYASHA: You say that like I should give a flying turd about it.
NARAKU: Ku ku ku ku. I, Naraku, shall now destroy you all!
INUYASHA: My butt, you will! KAZE NO KIZU!!
KAGURA: Holy crap! His sword changes colors!
NARAKU: Ku ku ku. I, Naraku, find that amusing. But, I Naraku, wish to ask you, Inuyasha. How can you tell it's red? Ku ku ku...
INUYASHA: Oh, that does it. You and your lame-ass dog jokes ARE GOIN' DOWN!! RED TESSAIGA!!!
NARAKU: Ku ku ku.... ku ku ku... uh-oh. My... barrier... *starts getting beat up a bit*
INUYASHA: BAH! See!? Me and my kickass sword broke through that stupid barrier of yours!
SESSHOUMARU: Stand back, you pathetic hanyou. Naraku shall be my prey.
INUYASHA: BAH! Where the HELL have you been this whole time, dumbass?
SESSHOUMARU: I thought I was getting a mudbath. But now that I know Naraku instead intended to suck my body into his own, I shall have to slaughter the bastard.
INUYASHA: Bah! It's MY manga! I'm taking him down. ME!
SESSHOUMARU: But I'M the one who can take him down in STYLE. Now step aside.
INUYASHA: Make me.
SESSHOUMARU: You're such a pathetic....
NARAKU: Ku ku ku. And while you two worthless vermin argue, I, Naraku shall make my exit.
INUYASHA: I DON'T THINK SO, BASTARD!!!
SESSHOUMARU: I will not let you off so ealisy!
NARAKU: Ku ku ku. Sesshoumaru, I, Naraku, shall remind you that you have the little girl to worry about. *escapes in ball of fumes and stuff*
SESSHOUMARU: Damn you. I'm going to have to kill you for exposing my paternal nature.
INUYASHA: Aw, that's so sweet of you, bro. You've got a kid now? I had no idea! So do you guys bake cookies and crap?
SESSHOUMARU: SHUT UP!
(more coming soon...... hopefully.... they havent updated for months...)
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KAGOME: Laa-dee-daa. Here I am in the Sengoku Jidai. Hey, who are you? *blink*
INUYASHA: Damn. You look like the woman I love.
I mean... that I hate... I mean that I love... I mean...
KIKYOU: DIE INUYASHA!
INUYASHA: Yeah, I hate her. For now. I think.
KAGOME: Hey! I have a jewel! Everyone wants my jewel! So to make life more interesting, let's smash it into lots and lots of really teeny little pieces!!
INUYASHA: I hate you, too.
KAGOME: Inuyasha! Be nice! SIT!
INUYASHA: *WHAM*
$#&(*&!@@*&!^&!!!!!
KAEDE: Ye will go and find the jewel fragments.
INU-TACHI: "Ye?"
KAEDE: And ye will not mock crappy dubbing.
SESSHOUMARU: You pathetic hanyou half-brother of mine. You will die!!
KAGOME: Everyone wants you to die, don't they? Gee, Inuyasha. What did you DO to everyone to make them so... not like you? Because I like you. You can't be ALL that bad. Um, right?
INUYASHA: He's just jealous because Dad left me the COOL sword, and he got stuck with that crappy one.
KAGOME: Wow! Protect me with your really cool big sword Inuyasha!
INUYASHA: Yeah, whatever.
SESSHOUMARU: Jealous of you? Ha. Don't make me laugh. I'm taller, more handsome, have better fashion sense, AND I look good in makeup.
KAGOME: Oh yeah? Well HE has cute puppy-ears! See? *tweak tweak*
INUYASHA: Don't even go there.
SESSHOUMARU: No, no... she has a point. Those ears are girl magnets. I wish I could say the same of my fluff, but it just serves to confuse everyone. Not to mention I only have one arm...
INUYASHA: Yeah, well, next time, we won't run while we're holding the swords. Dad TOLD us someone might take out a body part or something.
SHIPPOU: Can I come, with you guys now? I'm all alone! And you need an obligatory cute character to join you on your show. It's a given.
KAGOME: Aww, you're so cute! Okay, come along! *huggles*
INUYASHA: Pah. Stupid brat. I hate cute.
MIROKU: Ooo! Pretty girl! *rub rub* May I come with you on your quest to find the jewel? Will you bear my child? I have this nasty kazaana thing in my hand and... *rub rub*
KAGOME: Stop touching me! And ew, you perv!
SANGO: I would like to join your team, as well. My village was wiped out and I must find my brother's killer.
MIROKU: I would certainly not have a problem with that. *rub rub*
KAGOME: Whee! How much fun will that be! Because if it were just me and these three guys, that would be too weird. Now we can have so much fun! *glitter hearts stars*
INUYASHA: Resisting... urge... to beat everyone up... *veinpop*
NARAKU: Kukukukukuku... I, Naraku, have beseiged my villanous plague upon you all! Kukukuku!
INUYASHA: Bastard! You suck!
Part 2: I hate you, I love you...
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MIROKU: I do not like Naraku. He cursed my family with this kazaana.
SANGO: I hate him, too! He killed my brother.
INUYASHA: Yeah, well, I hate him because he killed my girlfriend. And I pretty much hate everyone, anyway, so why stop here?
KAGOME: I hate him because everyone else hates him. And he's a big meanie! Oh, feel the hate!
KIKYOU: DIE, INUYASHA! DIE, KAGOME!!
INUYASHA: Dammit! Stoppit, Kikyou! You're making me all confused and crap.
KAGOME: Confused? About WHAT? Don't you want me? ME? The one whos' with you all the time? The one who is throwing herself at your feet? Look! *cute heart stars*
INUYASHA: ...if I liked that sort of crap, I guess.
KAGOME: Jerk! SIT! I'm going home!
INUYASHA: *WHAM*
@#(*V^$)@!!!
MIROKU: See, the problem is that Inuyasha will never admit his feelings for Kagome. It is so obvious to us that he loves Kagome. I, on the other hand, make my feelings quite clear *grabs Sango's butt*
SANGO: Yeah, well, you and your butt-grabbing aren't any better. *whams over head with hiraikotsu*
MIROKU: You are misunderstanding me once again, Sango.
SANGO: ...why do we put up with you?
MIROKU: Certainly because, first, I bring humor to the show. And secondly, my plight is most definitely suggestive of one turning a weakness he was born with into a strength for himself and his allies, thus giving the show a certain optimistic moral value.
SANGO: ...that was deep. I think I might like you after all.
INUYASHA: Oh, please.
KIKYOU: Do you still love me, Inuyasha?
INUYASHA: How the hell should I know? I'm confused. Love is a four-letter word.
SHIPPOU: So? You use four-letter words all the time, and that never stopped you.
INUYASHA: Ah, shut the hell up, brat.
KIKYOU: I shall take you to the afterlife with me and we can be together for all time and eternity and we will once again be as we were destined to be forever beause that's the way it should have been.
INUYASHA: Once I figure out what you just said, sure, fine. I'll go.
KAGOME: But you'll die if you do!
INUYASHA: I will? Aw, crap. Sorry, Kikyou. I guess I'll stay here and go with Kagome, after all.
KIKYOU: .......
KAGOME: Wheeeeee! He likes me! He likes me!!
Part 3: The Battle Rages On
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KAGOME: Shikon sense... tingling.
INUYASHA: A big demon! I'll kill it! My sword RULES!
KAGOME: Eeeeek! He's got meeee!! Save me with your sword, Inuyasha!
INUYASHA: KAGOME!!!
KAGOME: INUYASHA!!!!
INUYASHA: KAGOME!!!!!!
KAGOME: INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!
INUYASHA: KAGOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KAGOME: INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
INUYASHA: KAGOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KAGOME: INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
INUYASHA: *kills demon*
KAGOME: YAY! *sparkles hearts stars*
SESSHOUMARU: Pathetic hanyou scum. Do you still have that sword? GIVE IT TO ME!
INUYASHA: Ha! I'll kick your sorry ass! WATCH ME as I kick your sorry ass!!
KAZE NO KIZU...!!!
INU-TACHI: OOoOooOOoOoO!!!!
SESSHOUMARU: ...well, damn.
NARAKU: Ku ku ku... I, Naraku am still alive, and I, Naraku, will torture all of you pathetic vermin with my.... ABILITY TO GIVE BIRTH TO BUNSHIN.
KAGURA: You know, I really resent that. I resent you. I resent everything. Grrr!
KANNA: *just stares*
INU-TACHI: ......damn.
SHIPPOU: You ARE a freak.
KAGURA: There's actually more of us, but none of us appear for long, so...
NARAKU-TACHI: Die! All of you!
*Kanna just stares*
GOSHINKI: HAH! I can read your mind! I know your every move before you make it! AND! I also know that you're hiding dirty magazines under your bed!
INUYASHA: Oh... crap... damn... crap! Trans...forming...!
KAGOME: What the heck?!
INUYASHA: RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *kills all sorts of stuff*
INU-TACHI: What the..!?!?
KAGOME: INUYASHA! SIT!
INUYASHA: *WHAM!*
.....okay, I'm better.
KAGOME: YAY! *sparkles hearts glitter huggles*
Part 4: Rivalries Abound!
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KAGEROUMARU: Mmm... yummy innards. I will eat you! NUMMY NUM NUM!
INUYASHA: Argh! Over my dead body you'll eat us! *kills*
SESSHOUMARU: Stupid hanyou brother. I'm STILL better than you. And LOOK! I have... A NEW SWORD!
RIN: Go, Sesshoumaru-sama!! You can do it!!
INUYASHA: Damn as*hole, are you just here to rub in that I'm having trouble with my sword right now?! YOU'RE STILL JUST JEALOUS I HAVE THE BETTER SWORD!
GATENMARU: You will die, little man! And your sword sucks! And your feet stink! And most of all, your girlfriend...
INUYASHA: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! *kills more stuff*
SESSHOUMARU: ....whatever. *beats up Inuyasha*
INUYASHA: crap!! That HURT! But... I killed all sorts of stuff. But why don't I' remember it....?! Royal crappage!!
KAGOME: I still love you, Inuyasha! I can help you! *huggles*
INUYASHA: Well, that transforming thing just scared the crap out of me. So I need to go and do something about it. Like, beat the crap outta something.
TOUTOUSAI: Defeat your father's fated foe. Then you will truly kick ass, Inuyasha.
RYUUKOTSEI: I am your father's fated foe. I am powerful. You will not beat me!!
INUYASHA: Oh, HELLYEAH I WILL! My sword got stronger! WATCH ME as I kick this bastard's ass! BAKURYUUHA!!!
INU-TACHI: OOOOoOooOoOo!!!
INUYASHA: I SO totally rule
.
KOUGA: You do not! For I shall now claim my Kagome for my own!
*battle music plays*
KAGOME: Uh....
INUYASHA: Grrr! Stupid wolf! Kagome's mine!
KOUGA: No. She's mine!
INUYASHA: SHE'S MINE!
KOUGA: SHE'S MINE!
INUYASHA: SHUT UP!
KOUGA: YOU SHUT UP!
INUYASHA: NO, YOU SHUT UP!!
KOUGA: NO, YOU SHUT UP!!!
KAGOME: *sigh*
KIKYOU: I have returned, Inuyasha. And I have something to say. Naraku has a human heart in him that is in love with me. So what do you plan to do about it?
INUYASHA: WTF?! I WILL KICK HIS ASS!
NARAKU: Ku ku ku. Out, damn human heart, out, I, Naraku, say! *spits out snot-ball looking thing*
MUSOU: I am Musou! And I love you, Kagome, or Kikyou, or whoever you are! I want you!
INU-TACHI: ...he's naked!
KAGOME: Well, that just creeps the heck out of me.
NARAKU: Ku ku ku, and it appears I, Naraku, still need
him. Never mind, then. *re-absorbs Musou*
INUYASHA: DIE, NARAKU!! BAKRYUUHAAA!!
NARAKU-TACHI: Ha ha ha, didn't work. *razz*
INUYASHA: DAMMIT!! BASTARD! YOU SUCK!!
Part 5: More Power (and Problems)...
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KOHAKU: WHY DON'T I REMEMBER ANYTHING?!? ARGH!
SANGO: My brother! Kohaku! You're still alive! But you're also trying to kick my butt...? Dammit, this is really going to drive me...
KOHAKU: Hey, wait! I think I might know you. I know! You owe me money, don't you?
SANGO: ...argh.
INUYASHA: THAAAAT does it! We ARE going to frikken' kick Naraku's ass!!
MIROKU: Indeed.
KAGOME: Woohoo!
KOUGA: I'm going to kick his ass before you, dog-freak.
INUYASHA: Are not!
KOUGA: Are too! Nyah nyah nyah! *runs off*
KAGURA: I haaate my life. I haaaaate Naraku. I want to be free! FREEDOM! I AM MEANT TO BE MORE THAN A MERE PEON!! I AM THE WIND, GODDAMMIT! THE WIND!! GRRR!!
KOHAKU: Kagura, lie down before you hurt yourself.
INUYASHA: So how about it, old man? You gonna tell me how to make my sword even more kickass again?
TOUTOUSAI: Yes. You will make the Red Tessaiga, Inuyasha. Then you can say, "there is no barrier."
INUYASHA: Hellyeah! COLOR! And don't you frikking DARE crack any "dogs are colorblind" jokes!
TAIGOKUMARU: Heh-heh-heh. Fool! I am powerful. You will not beat me!
INUYASHA: Yeah, whatever. WATCH ME as I kick your sorry ass!!!! *kills*
KAGOME: Wow! Look at his amazing red sword! *grin grin sparkles*
INUYASHA: Like I said, my sword and me... we totally rule!
SESSHOUMARU: *scoff*
KAGURA: Ooo, Sesshoumaru. Meet me tonight. When the moon is bright. When the breeze is blowing and the mood is right.
NARAKU: Ku ku ku, what she means is, I, Naraku, have your kid. Or... whatever that little girl is to you. Ku ku ku, and if you want her, you must come and see me, Naraku. With my all-new body.
RIN: Sesshoumaru-sama! ...help?
JAKEN: Argh! I'm not worthy! I'm the one who lost her! I'm not worthy! Forgive me, Sesshouuuuuumaru-sama!
SESSHOUMARU: *sigh* ...I'm surrounded by idiots.
NARAKU: Ku ku ku, and now Sesshoumuaru, I, Naraku,shall make you a part of my body! Now stay still for a second while I, Naraku, suck you in.
JAKEN: Blech. You REALLY are freaky.
SESSHOUMARU: *slash cut* I will not be sucked into you, you nasty, slimy, unworthy... thing! Besides, it would be bad for my flawless complexion.
NARAKU: Ku ku ku ku ku ku ku..... ku ku ku ku.... oh wait, I, Naraku, hear someone knocking at my door.
INUYASHA: NARAKU! YOU (Q@$*&B)#(* ASS!! I'M HERE WITH MY ALL-NEW KICKASS SWORD! AND I WILL SLAUGHTER YOU! GRRRRR!!
INU-TACHI: Party time! WOOHOO!
Part 6: If Ya Can't Beat 'em... You Probably Suck.
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INUYASHA: Hah! You worthless, freaky buttmuch! I just came back from some kickass training and I'm ready to whip your sorry ass into yester-jidai!
KAGOME: For some reason, I kinda resent that thought.
INUYASHA: KAZE NO KIZU!!!
MIROKU: You know, I find it really annoying that whenever Naraku is around, those saimyoushou practically render my kazaana useless. And that is indeed one of my most powerful assets.
SANGO: So shall we go and hunt for my brother instead?
MIROKU: Indeed we shall. Let us make use of ourselves.
KOHAKU: What was I doing again?
RIN: How about we be like normal kids and play hide-and-seek or something.
KOHAKU: Okay then. How about we play hide-and-seek from that weirdo with the freaky cat with the flaming feet.
SANGO: If you weren't my brother, I'd beat the heck out of you for calling me that.
KOHAKU: Who were you again?
SANGO: *sigh*
INUYASHA: NARAKU! YOU'RE MINE!! KAZE NO...!
KAGURA: Now just you hold it right there, dogboy. Your BROTHER is in that slimy mess somewhere! Don't you know that?
INUYASHA: You say that like I should give a flying turd about it.
NARAKU: Ku ku ku ku. I, Naraku, shall now destroy you all!
INUYASHA: My butt, you will! KAZE NO KIZU!!
KAGURA: Holy crap! His sword changes colors!
NARAKU: Ku ku ku. I, Naraku, find that amusing. But, I Naraku, wish to ask you, Inuyasha. How can you tell it's red? Ku ku ku...
INUYASHA: Oh, that does it. You and your lame-ass dog jokes ARE GOIN' DOWN!! RED TESSAIGA!!!
NARAKU: Ku ku ku.... ku ku ku... uh-oh. My... barrier... *starts getting beat up a bit*
INUYASHA: BAH! See!? Me and my kickass sword broke through that stupid barrier of yours!
SESSHOUMARU: Stand back, you pathetic hanyou. Naraku shall be my prey.
INUYASHA: BAH! Where the HELL have you been this whole time, dumbass?
SESSHOUMARU: I thought I was getting a mudbath. But now that I know Naraku instead intended to suck my body into his own, I shall have to slaughter the bastard.
INUYASHA: Bah! It's MY manga! I'm taking him down. ME!
SESSHOUMARU: But I'M the one who can take him down in STYLE. Now step aside.
INUYASHA: Make me.
SESSHOUMARU: You're such a pathetic....
NARAKU: Ku ku ku. And while you two worthless vermin argue, I, Naraku shall make my exit.
INUYASHA: I DON'T THINK SO, BASTARD!!!
SESSHOUMARU: I will not let you off so ealisy!
NARAKU: Ku ku ku. Sesshoumaru, I, Naraku, shall remind you that you have the little girl to worry about. *escapes in ball of fumes and stuff*
SESSHOUMARU: Damn you. I'm going to have to kill you for exposing my paternal nature.
INUYASHA: Aw, that's so sweet of you, bro. You've got a kid now? I had no idea! So do you guys bake cookies and crap?
SESSHOUMARU: SHUT UP!
(more coming soon...... hopefully.... they havent updated for months...)
